The Right Honourable Emperor James R. Frisch I and Founding Father of the Eternal Empire of New Winterdown, New Winterdown Region Leader, Cupcake Liker, CSP Minister of Foreign Affairs, Eternal Empire of New Winterdown Assemblyman, Nolland Senator, Consul of the Burnham Consulate, Head of the New Winterdown Language Board, Celebrator of HAPPY SOUP DAY, Probably the Only Daoist-Christian on Here, Other Such Things as These